The King of Queens: Major Disturbance

Doug and Carrie go to dinner at Deacon and Kelly's place and Doug reads Major a bedtime story. Frustrated that Major already knows all of the story, Doug changes it and ends up scaring Major. Deacon and Kelly have to cancel their weekend trip because Major is too upset by the story to stay with Doug. Doug continues trying to win Major over, but keeps making the situation worse. Meanwhile, Arthur starts a business charging people to have him ride along with them so they can use the carpool lane.