The Hills: The She-Pratt

 
Spencer on MTV's 'The Hills"
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This week's episode introduced a new character: Spencer Pratt's sister, Stephanie, who Audrina christened the "She-Pratt." Heh. That's pretty funny. Stephanie is what would happen if Heidi and Amanda Bynes had a child. Honestly, the only thing more unsettling than her similarity to Amanda Bynes is her similarity to Heidi. Spencer is officially dating his sister. Weird.

The She-Pratt approached Audrina, Lauren, and Brody at Opera and basically bitched them all out. Lauren handled it pretty well. She was just like, "Um, do you know me? Do you know me at all? Then shut up," and Brody was like, "Dude, you and your brother can go to hell," although he was a little nicer about it. Stephanie was finally like, "I think it's time for me to leave," as though she'd been invited over to their table in the first place.

So the next day She-Pratt stopped by Heidi and Spencer's apartment, and she and Spencer talked shit about Brody and Lauren and talked about how awesome Stephanie is for behaving like a 12-year-old and confronting them at Opera for no discernible reason. Heidi watched this happening with a petrified look in her eyes, like she's finally starting to realize that this family is chock-full of psychos and she's about to marry into it. She piped up to change the topic. Aw. I hate Heidi less these days.

Meanwhile -- HURRAH! -- Audrina finally locates the tiny molecule of strength located deep, deep within her and uses it to break up with Justin Bobby, who has actually managed to make out with another girl right in front of her. Seriously, she comes damn close to forgiving him for it, but either Lauren or the producers managed to talk some sense into her, and they had the break-up talk the next day. Man, I hope that sticks.



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