I take a sick pleasure in this sort of thing. When famous people’s marriages fail, it makes me feel less sad about being pathetically single.

Star Jones has filed for divorce from her husband of four years, Al Reynolds.

Says Jones in a statement:

“Several years ago I made an error in judgment by inviting the media into the most intimate area of my life. A month ago I filed for divorce. The dissolution of a marriage is a difficult time in anyone’s life that requires privacy with one’s thoughts. I have committed myself to handling this situation with dignity and grace and look forward to emerging from this period as a stronger and wiser woman.”

An error in judgment? Star, your wedding had corporate sponsors. That is not an error in judgment. That is moronic. However, here at the Evil Beet, we would be more than happy to sponsor your divorce, beyotch.

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