Smoking Gun Presents: World's Dumbest: Criminals #7

First, two armed robbers break through a store window, demanding money from the clerk, using g-strings for masks. Next, an officer investigates a parked vehicle, which turns out to be a young man in a drunken stupor, drinking beers out of a cooler at 2:00am. Finally, a woman breaks into a fudge shop and steals the only thing they sell, fudge.