Kramer finds the old Merv Griffin Show set in a dumpster and promptly sets it up in his living room. He starts treating his life like a talk show. Elaine has to deal with a new co-worker who keeps 'sidling' up to her when she least expects it and George's new girlfriend makes him take care of a squirrel that he's ran over. Meanwhile Jerry's new girlfriend has an amazing toy collection but won't let Jerry touch it.