Synopsis:
Jerry is upset when he catches his Uncle Leo shoplifting at a bookstore, though Uncle Leo thinks it's his right as a 'senior citizen'. George is furious when he is forced to buy a big book after he takes it into the store's bathroom to peruse. Kramer and Newman endeavor to open a rickshaw service and Elaine attempts to avoid being labeled an 'office skank' by pretending to date the co-worker she made out with at a party.