Seinfeld: The Wizard

Jerry gives his father an expensive handheld organizer for his birthday but all Morty thinks it's good for is calculating tips. Jerry and George debate the race of Elaine's new boyfriend and Elaine is intrigued as she didn't think he was of a different race than her. George has to deal with the Rosses and has to lie repeatedly as to why he can't attend a fancy function put on by The Foundation. Those lies come back to haunt him. Kramer decides to retire as he starts receiving royalties from his coffee table book about coffee tables and Hollywood is interested in buying the rights.