Seinfeld: The Abstinence

George finds himself becoming super intelligent after he has to abstain from sex due to his girlfriend's bout with mono. Elaine tries to use the technique to help her boyfriend doctor study for his medical exams but the process makes her progressively stupider. Jerry is set to perform at a high school career day but gets bumped. Later his agent gets him a two hour gig in front of the junior high school assembly but he doesn't know how to fill the time. Kramer responds to being thrown out of Monk's after lighting a cigar by turning his apartment into a cigar lounge, but the smoke has ill effects on his looks and he sues the tobacco company.