Roseanne is the latest in a long line of celebs to give Britney some unsolicited advice. [I'm Not Obsessed]

Tom Cruise holds his daughter like a football. [IBBB]

What were the results of Michelle Rodriguez’s drug test? [ICYDK]

Check out Kid Rock’s mugshots. [CityRag]

Now this is how you do tits in a dress. [Drunken Stepfather]

Check out some enthralling video of Lindsay Lohan shopping. [The Bosh]

Was Pam Anderson pregnant — and then not pregnant — before her quickie wedding? [POTP]

Is Hollywood going on strike? Sign me up as a scab! [Pajiba]

Hey, you’d be happy to get detained at customs, too, if it meant you got to bone Bar Rafaeli. [FListed]

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