Teri Hatcher is picking up Eva Longoria’s sloppy seconds. Eva’s not so happy about it. [Perez Hilton]

New pictures of Suri Cruise, with “parents” Tom and Katie in Italy. [Just Jared]

Michael Jackson is not such a big hit at the World Music Awards. [Cele|Bitchy]

Lindsay Lohan comes off as marginally funny and attractive in her interview and photoshoot with GQ. [Evil Beet]

JT and his new-nosed gal, Cameron Diaz, plunk down $16.9 million for a Hawaii estate. See the possibilities of a dual-income relationship, Britney? [Pop on the Pop]

Tina Fey tells Howard Stern that Paris Hilton was a “piece of sh*t” when she hosted Saturday Night Live. So, you know, watch 30 Rock. Okay? [City Rag]

Jessica Biel and Derek Jeter? Eh, probably. [The Blog You Love To Hate]

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