God, Paris Hilton sucks so much.

On her way to a photo shoot this weekend, Paris decided she wanted to have a puppy in the shoot with her, so that it would look “cuter.”

She waltzed into The Puppy Store on Melrose and tried to buy a Yorkie. An employee there refused her, saying it was “clearly an impulse buy.” Paris went ballistic. “She started screaming, ‘I love my puppies! I want my baby!’” says a spy.

If you wanted a puppy in the shoot with you, Paris, you should have taken one of the 8000 dogs you’re already neglecting at home.

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