Synopsis:
After pulling an all-nighter watching stolen cable, Louie is too tired to take care of Lucy, so he pawns her off on the neighbor, Ellen, just as she's leaving for church. Kim comes home from work early to give Louie a break, but when she finds out where Lucy is, she freaks out — she doesn't want her to have church in her life. Luckily, Lucy seems to be on board: church was scary, she says, when Ellen drops her off. There was this guy, Jesus, and she didn't like him. "Jesus isn't real," Kim tries to assure her. "He's just a funny, pretend man." A disturbed Ellen quickly covers young Lisa's ears.