It’s alcoholism day, kids!!!

Oh, who am I kidding?

Every day is alcoholism day around the celeb gossip world! If it weren’t for alcoholism and drug addiction, my ass would be out of a job. Thank you, alcoholism!!

Anyway, John Goodman managed to quietly slip in and out of Promises, and, for some reason, he issued a statement through his rep about it today.

“For my family and myself, I voluntarily took the necessary steps to remain sober the rest of my life,” he said.

Well, good for you, John!

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