James Blunt must be really good with the rufies. Because I can’t think of any other explanation for how this dude keeps banging models. [Celebslam]

The Lohans continue their campaign for Parents of the Year. [Yeeeah!]

I think maybe you call this a capelet. Maybe Hayden wore it in homage to her Heroes superpowers? [The Blemish]

Courtney Love is happy to explain what happened to Owen Wilson. [Warship]

Jodie Foster shows us her sexual side. [popbytes]

The latest person to weigh in on why Britney Spears sucks these days: Ne-Yo. [Bossip]

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