Gossip Girl: Victor, Victrola

Serena and Dan's relationship is blossoming, and it appears it's about to become physical. Chuck contemplates investing in a burlesque club in the hopes of making his hard-to-please father, Bart, proud of him. Nate confronts his father, Captain, about the drugs he found in the house, but his father denies having a problem. But when Nate sees his father buying more drugs, he tells his mother, who is deep in denial. When Captain loses his temper and punches Nate in public, Nate lets the police arrest him, hoping that getting busted for possession will make his father clean up, but instead Captain is charged with fraud and embezzlemen t-- a case the authorities have been building for a long time. Jenny discovers a secret her father, Rufus, and mother, Alison, have been keeping from her: that her mother is having an affair. When Jenny reveals to Blair that Nate isn't over Serena yet, Blair takes her anger out on Jenny, and ends up making out with Chuck.