Gary Coleman and his wife, Shannon Price, are going to be appearing on Divorce Court on May 1 and 2.

Among the problems the pair discusses with Judge Lynn Toler are Coleman’s anger and intimacy issues. Coleman and Price agree they have “ugly” monthly fights.

“If he doesn’t get his way, he throws a temper tantrum like a five-year-old does,” Price says, according to a transcript of the show provided to The Associated Press. “He like stomps the floor and yells, ‘Meehhhh,’ and starts throwing stuff around. He bashes his head in the wall, too.”

Shannon says Gary has no friends and will inexplicably disappear from home in the middle of the night:

“I don’t have any friends and don’t have any intention of making any,” Gary agrees. “People will stab you in the back, mistreat you, talk about me behind your back, steal from you. And they’re not really your friends. (They’re) only there because you’re a celebrity or because they want to get something from you.”

Aw, Gary. I kind of feel bad for this guy. He must have been treated like such crap when he was a child star, and it messes with his head to this day. Still, though. Taking your marital woes to Divorce Court? That’s some hard-core famewhoring.

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