It’s Christmas come early! At the age of 40, Cindy Margolis finally bares it all for the December issue of Playboy. If you think it’s 20 years too late, check out the photos, then hit the gym. [Hollywood Tuna]

Former Aaron Sorkin paramour Maureen Dowd profiles Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert for Rolling Stone, and the result is everything you’d dreamed it would be. [Rolling Stone]

AmIdol winner Fantasia Barrino‘s new album drops December 12. Check out the first single, “Hood Boy,” here. [Juicy-News]

Look, I’ve seen 8000 celebrity Halloween costume photos this week, including a completely baffling Paris Hilton, but Anne Curry as Cher deserves its very own link. [Go Fug Yourself]

Because you haven’t lived until you’ve seen Chris Klein as a slice of pizza, the kids at Celebrity Smack put together two fairly comprehensive collections of celeb Halloween costumes. See, I had planned to do this, but I quickly realized it would require time and effort. Linking is much better. [Celebrity Smack, more]

Shanna Moakler is having a “divorce party” in Las Vegas this weekend. It will be so wonderful to show her grandchildren those pictures one day. [Evil Beet]

Katie Holmes doesn’t actually want to befriend Brooke Shields; she’s fishing for tips on how to behave as though you actually just had a kid. [PCW]

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