Synopsis:
Whoopi Goldberg, played by Gary, hosts a telethon for people with a very unusual facial disorder, and is joined by singer Diana DeGarmo. Martha Stewart, played by Brooke, gives her prison decoration tips from jail, while Larry offers up a new fragrance. Bill starts his own "Hooters"-esque eatery called "Major Walnuts," while Brooke, Ashley, and Ayda play Kitty, Alexis, and Boosha, three "Really, Really, Really Desperate Housewives."