ARE YOU WATCHING HOUSE OF CARTERS? Because these Carter boys are not going to stop humiliating themselves in the press until you do, and I don’t know how much more of it I can take. As if Hilary Duff hasn’t had a hard enough month, Aaron Carter announces that he cheated on her toward the end of their relationship. “She was my first love,” he says, “and, actually, I never cheated on her … until towards the end.”

The admission comes just a couple weeks after Aaron’s brother Nick spoke to the media about cheating on former girlfriend Paris Hilton and losing his virginity to an infamous pedophile. Please, guys, please. Make it stop.

Other items from today:

• The late Steve “The Crocodile Hunter” Irwin’s daughter Bindi is filming her own documentary for the Discovery Channel.
• After accusing “firecrotch” Lindsay Lohan of being worth only around $7 million, billionaire greaseball Brandon Davis bounces a check for $10K.
• Lindsay Lohan is served a legal summons on the red carpet.

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