Synopsis:
While watching the riveting finale, pitting Debra vs. Deborah as the final two Milf’s, Jack who is riding high on this programming feat is blindsided by a blind item that ran in the New York Post. The "Page Six" column reveals a staffer referried to Jack as a "Class A Moron" and saying, "That guy can eat my poo." This isn't the best timing since Jack is in the running for Chairman and had high hopes that the success of MILF Island would help him seal the deal. In an effort to identify the disloyal employee he forces Jonathan to turn up the heat in the writers' room until one of them breaks.