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Really, this episode recap writes itself. It's basically the fallout from last week's Audrina and Lauren...accusing Lauren of being with Justin, with the same scenes we've seen previously. In the prologue, Lauren is in her room folding...
By Robin Hershkowitz
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...Go through the worst interview ever, but have the producers of The Hills make Kelly Cutrone hire you as an intern at People...practically chokes on her $45 dollar crab salad. The Hills gang is turning into Beverly Hills, 90210, where...
By Robin Hershkowitz
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With the opening of baseball season, I'm viewing everything as a competition, including The Hills. Let's keep score, shall we? Hey there, it's our old friends. The role of Stephanie Pratt will be played by...
By Robin Hershkowitz
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...people on what I ate for lunch and my feelings about the current weather. Twitter is so hot that Spencer and...them after all). Fortunately for us all, most of the gang from The Hills are twittering and allowing us access to their daily...
By Robin Hershkowitz
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...just sit here and give you a play by play of the ridiculous events on this week's episode of The Hills, telling you how fake and unrealistic it is, but that is just beyond the point. The creators of this show don't even...
By Robin Hershkowitz
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With Lauren's announcement that this is her last season of The Hills, many have spent a sleepless night worrying about the fate of the show. Well, MTV producers, are you listening? I have a pitch. Team up Spencer and...
By Robin Hershkowitz
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...school up until the first season of The Hills. So, two years? Kind of a blip...would assume that the producers of The Hills would like us to think that this...the soundtrack. So, thank you, The Hills, you have shown me that my life...
By Robin Hershkowitz
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...Serendipitously, I stumbled upon a few showings of The Hills According to Me on MTV. This made me desleriously...made me realize that MTV is in on the joke. The show is a parody of the original Hills, featuring one male actor who edited in additional...
By Robin Hershkowitz
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...Turns out that our favorite gals on The Hills are unlikely allegories for our current...Lauren, not anyone. A metaphor for the presence of big government meddling...job and a big girl apartment, but at the heart she is all about traditional...
By Robin Hershkowitz
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...decided to live my life as if I was on The Hills. Hey, their lives are exciting enough...Chanel. On my way in to work, I asked the receptionist in my office if a fax...that before I said hello. What's the deal? Doesn't she know who I am...
By Robin Hershkowitz
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