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Really, this episode recap writes itself. It's basically the fallout from last week's Audrina and Lauren fight about Audrina accusing Lauren of being...
By Robin Hershkowitz
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...interview ever, but have the producers of The Hills make Kelly Cutrone hire you as an intern at People...practically chokes on her $45 dollar crab salad. The Hills gang is turning into Beverly Hills, 90210, where everyone's dating pool is the...
By Robin Hershkowitz
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...wedding this past weekend (spoiler alert: it works out for them after all). Fortunately for us all, most of the gang from The Hills are twittering and allowing us access to their daily lives. Heidi "tweets": Wow my dress is amazing! like a swan princess...
By Robin Hershkowitz
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Look, I could just sit here and give you a play by play of the ridiculous events on this week's episode of The Hills, telling you how fake and unrealistic it is, but that is just beyond the point. The creators of this show don't even care...
By Robin Hershkowitz
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With Lauren's announcement that this is her last season of The Hills, many have spent a sleepless night worrying about the fate of the show. Well, MTV producers, are you listening? I have a pitch...
By Robin Hershkowitz
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With the opening of baseball season, I'm viewing everything as a competition, including The Hills. Let's keep score, shall we? Hey there, it's our old friends. The role of Stephanie Pratt will be played by Stephanie...
By Robin Hershkowitz
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...school up until the first season of The Hills. So, two years? Kind of a blip in the...would assume that the producers of The Hills would like us to think that this show chronicles...over the soundtrack. So, thank you, The Hills, you have shown me that my life is not...
By Robin Hershkowitz
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...TV. Serendipitously, I stumbled upon a few showings of The Hills According to Me on MTV. This made me desleriously -- yes...MTV is in on the joke. The show is a parody of the original Hills, featuring one male actor who edited in additional scenes of...
By Robin Hershkowitz
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...at People's Revolution, you'll notice that there's a major election going on. Turns out that our favorite gals on The Hills are unlikely allegories for our current political viewpoints. But I'll bet you already figured that out. Heidi: Wants to...
By Robin Hershkowitz
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Today I decided to live my life as if I was on The Hills. Hey, their lives are exciting enough to be on camera, so why not spice up my life? All I have is a boring old job, a mortgage...
By Robin Hershkowitz
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