How can you not love Dolly Parton? Superb songwriter, fantastic singer, great personality and a sense of humor. To top it all off, she has always possessed that sexy mix of friendly girl next door and super hotness. But Parton's weird combination of plastic surgery and age and has finally reached the outer Backwoods Barbie limit. Oh, Dolly, forget what pop music tells you -- free your inner old lady and be sexy again.