For the past five years, three months and twenty-six days (not that they're counting) Anthony and Carmine Marconi have been dutifully serving out a life sentence in the family retail carpet business. Fate intervenes when, during a routine carpert installation, the brothers step into the world of Mo Brown, the playboy and King of the Long Island Wedding business. Mesmerized, the brothers quickly hustle themselves into Brown's world of flashy toys and leggy blonde secretaries, only to discover there are still a few things they need to learn.