Following twenty-something Chicago hipsters Johnny and Wiley as they navigate through an unusual and comedic bisexual triangle. Johnny, a wannabe musician, works at a record store as he perpetually (and naively) waits for his derelict manager to make the final arrangements to sign him to a major record label. The more cynical Wiley, a bookstore clerk, monitors his arousal to a vast array of pornography in an attempt to determine his ambivalent sexuality, but consistently finds himself cold to dominant gay culture. Consequently, he has never dated, much less had sex with a man. But after Johnny unexepectedly reveals that he has, Wiley acts on long-standing feelings for his best friend. But what will happen when Johnny's live-in girlfriend finds out?