The Wedding Tackle

Hal, an oversexed photographer, has a problem. He is due to marry Vinni in a week's time and he's got cold feet. In fact, he's got frostbite and wants out. Little Ted, a scheming, sexually frustrated cartoonist is obsessed with Vinni, even though he dumped her when they went out together. Both Little Ted and Hal have their own plans to disrupt the imminent wedding and they separately call upon Mr. Mac, a world weary swimming coach, to help them out. However, Mr. Mac has a much bigger problem of his own, George. George is the psychotic husband of barmaid Petula, with whom Mr. Mac is having an affair.