"She's been brainwashed and conditioned. Next comes the rinse." All is not well in post-apocalyptic "Femphis," Tennessee. In a literal no-man's-land, blondes, brunettes and redheads, both real and oh-so-faux, have organized themselves into nomadic beauty cults, waging war wherever there's a trace of lipstick and a swatch of satin lace. Memorable pearls of wisdom drop like sequins from a ball gown: "I am a romantic lost in a decadent world" and "I can't put it into words if I'm dead." Grandmas in stag movies. Tight girdles and loose women. Thank your lucky stars!