Stanley Cuba

Intellectual property lawyers attempt to put photography student Stanley Cuba under contract to the shadowy Guggenvich family. But Stanley's professor tells the class that art is war and that true artists are unpaid. After flash forwarding into a parallel dimension by knocking his head on a rectangular black obelisk, Stanley discovers the secret of Jackson Pollock's fame. But can Stanley enter room 237 and achieve aesthetic transcendence without kissing his girlfriend's mom?