Scary Movie, a parody of every horror flick released since the sound era, has the makings of a hit. Never mind that the Scream flicks are already parodies. That doesn't bother director Keenan Ivory Wayans (I'm Gonna Get You Sucka), who knows the value of dumbass laughs. Wayans finds fun uses for two of his actor brothers --Marlon as a pothead film buff who gets shitfaced with the masked killer from Scream, and Shawn as a football stud who sidelines as a gay blade. As for the babe quotient,…

Thursday, July 6, 2000

Fart jokes. Poo-poo jokes. Pee-pee jokes. Sex jokes. Scrotum jokes. Small penis jokes. Pubic hair jokes. Still reading? Well, congratulations, Scary Movie is for you.

Story

You know, it's a parody of those ''Scream'' and ''I Know What You Did Last Summer'' movies. A deranged killer is stalking a bunch of attractive high school kids, calling them on his cell phone and asking them if they like scary movies. He wears a black cloak and a ghost mask. The difference is this…