The story of good ol' boy Randy Pearson, who can't seem to help getting in over his head. His latest scheme to keep his businesses afloat goes awry when a long-standing debt suddenly becomes due...to a couple of low level Italian mobsters. Randy is forced to swing into action, but his only hope is a helping hand from his carpal-tunneled, baton-teaching wife; his estranged, gay twin brother, and "Tino Armani," a mysterious modern day prophet with a knack for high fashion, Italian cooking and clogging.