Set in 1950's Brooklyn, small-time hood George is hoping to take the place of the don's assistant after the guy dies when crushed by a bunch of tuna-fish cans. Realizing that it's his boss's birthday, he and his sidekick Dip, as a gift to the don, procure the services from the new prosititute in town whose oral proficiency had recently sent George to the moon. Glorice consents and after some initial discord, professional and customer get down to business. Trouble is, George soon discovers, Glorice is not quite all woman. In fact, she's a man; and if the boss finds out, George and Dip will be wearing cement shoes.