Jonny is a postman, living a nothing life in a nothing place, dreaming of excitement. Edging his way into a gang of North London criminals through his best friend Jude, the nephew of crimelord Ray Kreed, he is frustrated to find Ray and the "family" are more interested in wedding preparations and karaoke, than leading the adrenaline fueled gangster life that he expects. Impatient for a taste of some action, Jonny takes matters into his own hands.