One of the seven comically confused Canadians in the photo above is a murderer. It's not the babe in the bondage outfit -- don't be so obvious. Though the film, based on Brad Fraser's play Unidentified Human Remains and the True Nature of Love, means to cut deep into twenty-something angst, it plays more like a nightmare episode of Friends. Call it "The One With the Serial Killer."

Thomas Gibson (Tom Cruise's rival in Far and Away) gives the strongest and funniest performance as David, a…