I don't know what to say about the acting, writing and directing in
G.I. Joe because I couldn't find any. There were scads of pretty people posing awkwardly in military chic and tossing out lame one-liners. Take this exchange between Army pals Duke (Channing Tatum) and Ripcord (Marlon Wayans):
Ripcord: "I've been thinking."
Duke: "I warned you about that."
To be fair, not thinking is good advice if you line up for
G.I. Joe, the next phase of Paramount's Cash for Clunkers campaign, begun with
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