Remake. Reboot. Rehash. Any way you slice it, the new Friday the 13th is the same-old, same-old.
Story
Crystal Lake. Dumb kids in the woods. Sex, drugs, booze. A hulking maniac in a hockey mask, wielding a machete. Yeah, that about sums it up.
Acting
Are you kidding? The new Jason, Derek Mears, probably fares best among the actors, because he doesn't have a single word of dialogue. Everyone else unfortunate enough to stumble in front of the camera Jared Padalecki, Amanda Righetti, Danielle
