The city is Los Angeles. The date is New Year's Eve. And the place is the Mon Signor Hotel, a once-grand, now faded old landmark where a dozen of the most unusual guests ever are about to check in... and a lone bellhop named Ted, on his first day on the job, is in for the wildest night of his life! In no time, poor unsuspecting Ted is caught in a madcap maze of action and excitement, careening from a coven of witches in need of a missing ingredient... to a married couple with psychosex on their minds and firearms at the ready... to a gangster dad looking for a sucker to babysit his rambunctious kids... to the strangest bet ever made with a cleaver and a bucket of ice.