Project Greenlight makes for great TV, but its winners can only gain exposure from the show, as the movies are truly doomed from the start--of the first episode. Feast is by far the best the series has churned out yet, but that's not saying much.
Story
Guy walks into a barand all hell breaks loose! In a saloon in Nowheretown, USA, the regular Joes and Janes are doing the regular deeds when "Hero" (Eric Dane)--introduced via freeze-frame, as all characters are, with vital statistics typed out,… 
