Eddie Murphy is having an orgasm -- the aaaoooo-gaaah kind that even makes his toes look ready for liftoff. The willing woman in his bed straddles him. But she barely matters, except to stoke his pleasure. Murphy tells her when to grind her butt and when to keep it still. And when he's done, it's the audience that gets his conspiratorial grin, not her. In this movie what counts is what's good for Eddie.

The buzz on "Boomerang" was that Murphy wanted to make amends for the…