It’s only been a few days, but we’ve learned plenty. Here are a few random notions about the first 72 hours of live BB.

1) Evel Dick really isn’t all that evil. He’s growing on America.. or maybe it’s just me. And he’s right about Daniele being too skinny. Eat something bud! Putting her on slop should be illegal.

2) We’re two for two on STD references on the televised show. Classy!

3) The Jessica and Carol “rivalry” is silly. They are rivals like me and my stapler are.

4) America’s choice has a dirty mouth! (warning: profanity, 2:08 in) He also seems to be caught in the middle of a few alliances. America’s player may become a victim sooner rather than later.

5) Jen doesn’t seem to be making many friends in the house. Now if only she mentions she dated Mike “Boogie” we can wrap up the Jen story nice and neat.

6) A week between the opening show and the first eviction is too long, especially given the houseguests have been in the house around ten days.

7) Joe and Dustin… two words: Sho. And then Mance. That’s right folks, I’m calling this one a “reunited and it feels so good” sort of situation.

Carol is a goner. Gone like the wind, because she’s giving up. Gone like a turkey in the corn. So yeah, I’d say she’s gone.

9) Quoth Kail:

“Three houseguests was not able to participate”

and

“The two that is nominated..”

Wow. I’m not exactly a stickler for grammar but that’s above and beyond. I know the Oregon school system is (was) better than that.

10) That said, the Kail, Mike, Zach and Nick alliance could be a formidable one. What should we name it? Email in your suggestions! I’ll run the best ones on Wednesday.

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