My wildest dreams have come true tonight. Never in a million years did I think I would live to see the day where everything I’ve ever wanted to happen in a live show actually happen. It’s almost as though this were truly a dream and I should wake up to the sound of Ronnie farting in the HOH room.

But it’s not a dream! It’s real!

Jeff won the Coup d’Etat! Ronnie was evicted! Chima won the HOH! It’s a freaking trifecta!

If I hadn’t have been liveblogging the show, I would have been dancing around my living room. Oh what a sweet night. You know what, I’m not actually sure how many times I can say that I’m happy. I might keep on saying it over and over. No, don’t worry. I wouldn’t do that to you.

But I’m just so freaking happy! OK, I did it just one more time. I couldn’t help it. Deep breaths. Deep breaths.

Normally I would ask you what you thought Chima would do but it doesn’t even matter this week. Let Chima do whatever the hell she wants to do. I can’t wait to see Jeff bust out his wizard power and put Jessie and Natalie up on the block. One of them are bound to go home this week.

Because going back to Julie Chen’s words from last week, only the HOH and POV holder are safe from eviction. Chima’s not going to nominate Jessie and Natalie for eviction tomorrow. So all we have to do now is hope that neither of them win POV on Saturday that way they can both be up on the block for the live show on Thursday.

Didn’t you love it when you saw Jeff’s legs on the way to the diary room? OK, I know I need to get off that subject.

Part of me felt a teensy weensy bit bad for Ronnie tonight. We all know that he’s a huge fan of the show and has been trying forever to get into the house. He even started crying while giving his last chance speech. And then he had to go and ruin it by being the rat ass he is. But why am I surprised? He’d been talking about his speech on the feeds for days and tonight’s version was a pretty tame one. Still, I’m glad he showed his tail to all of America. I can’t wait to hear his extended interview with Julie Chen as well as his interview with Ross Mathews tomorrow. After that, I don’t care to hear from him ever again.

How happy are you about the way things turned out tonight? Are you glad that we finally know that Jeff has the wizard power? Are you happy that Ronnie ‘Ratboy’ Talbott is out of the house? And what do you think about Chima’s basically non-existant reign as HOH?

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