As Alfie, the hunkish, roguish Brit chauffeur who feels secure enough in his masculinity to wear pink shirts and put Manhattan to the Sex and the City test by fucking everything in Manolos, Jude Law gives a sexy, witty star performance that should make his likeness suitable for framing by those who want to see him hot, not grunged up (Cold Mountain), robotic (A.I.) or reduced to supporting roles (I Heart Huckabees). Never mind that Law's acting in those films was top-tier. Alfie is the star spot…

''What's it all about, Alfie?'' Unfortunately, in this mediocre remake of the 1966 original, not a whole lot.

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''I subscribe to the European philosophy, my priorities leaning toward wine, women and--well, actually that's it, wine and women. Although women and women is always a fun option.'' These words of wisdom come from one Alfie Elkins (Jude Law)--a handsome, dashing, young Brit who has women all over Manhattan sighing his name. Some of those women include, in no particular order: a…