Totally Quotable! 2006: New Infamous, Departed, Open Season QuotesHere they are, the most quotable movie lines of the year 2006. No ranking -- newer quotes are posted at the top. (Warning: May contain spoilers.)
"Imagine what a brussels sprout would sound like if a brussels sprout could talk."
"I'm indestructible, much to everyone's regret."
"Imagine being told your work is 'unkind' by a four-time killer."
"Twenty years after an Irishman couldn't get a job, we had the presidency, god rest him."
"My theory on feds is like mushrooms: you feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark."
"It's terrible and wonderful at the same time! It's like freedom in a cup!"
"The brain is the most complex thing in the universe, and it's right behind the nose."
"Things were going so well with us ...."
"We don't want you taking bullets home. We have millions of bullets. Leave the bullets up there. Let the Germans take them home."
"Hollywood will fuck you when no one else will."
"I was made from the hide of Seabiscuit and stitched by Betsy Ross."
"How can something so round be so square?"
"We're married ... and it's overrated."
"You know I told you I was a video game programmer? Well, I lied."
"Enough is enough -- I've had it with these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!"
"Everybody, listen: We have to put a barrier between us and the snakes."
"Why exactly are there snakes on this plane?"
"I hope you guys have hobo-stab insurance."
"Like the frightened baby chipmunk, you are scared by anything different."
"Daddy, you made that grace your bitch!"
"Welcome to hell."
"I can say what I want -- I still got Nazi bullets in my head."
"Everybody just pretend to be normal, okay?"
"Life is one fuckin' beauty contest after another."
"Hey, there's something down here!"
"It's okay, you can talk to me -- I'm the art teacher."
"I delivered you -- I still have the scars!"
"Probability is like gravity. You cannot negotiate with gravity."
"The doc says most of my injuries are emotional."
"I have to tip my hat to any entity that can bring integrity to evil."
"Look, an undead monkey!"
"Somehow, I doubt Jack will consider employment the same as being free."
"You have a touch of destiny about you, William Turner."
"I will solve, when I'm in a hotel, a USA Today [crossword], but I don't feel good about it."
"The most powerful force on Earth is the English language."
"You wrote that the world doesn't need a savior, but every day I hear people crying for one."
"Gods are selfish beings who fly around in red capes and don't share their powers with mankind."
"Three things sell newspapers: tragedy, sex, and Superman."
"Pulitzer Prizes are like Academy Awards -- no one remembers what you got one for."
"You are so dumb you could be twins."
"Two penguins are standing on an ice floe. The first penguin says, 'You look like you're wearing a tuxedo.' The second penguin says, 'What makes you think I'm not?'"
"I am Al Gore. I used to be the next president of the United States."
"Like a nature walk through the Book of Revelation."
"He's an invisible man -- Wells, not Ellison."
"It's unacceptable that chocolate makes you fat, but I've eaten my share and guess what?"
"You don't have to invade Paris to drop round for a drink."
"Spelling bees are serious shit."
"Martin, I'm not physically attracted to other people, but if you want me, I'm yours."
"I just don't know what I'm doing here. On Earth. In this life. As far as the world is concerned, people like me might as well not exist."
"This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."
"You must acquire the habit of ignoring those who do not like you." "Old people fuckin' love me. You must be doin' something right if old people love you." --Dave Chappelle, Dave Chappelle's Block Party [my review]
"Well, I gotta go rock."
"The secret of life is butter."
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