MaryAnn Johanson,
Apr 18, 2007
It had to be done: all in one place, the very best bad dialogue of the year 2007. [Warning: May contain spoilers.]
"She walked in smelling like mashed potatoes, and every guy wanted to be the gravy."
--Luther Pinks (LL Cool J), Slow Burn [my review]
"Let's get out of here before the final three plagues arrive."
--Ben (Idris Elba), The Reaping [my review]
"We cannot return to the surface to fight evil if we continue to fight each other!"
--Master Splinter (the voice of Mako), TMNT [my review]
"By the time our brother discovers this turtle is not the 13th monster, it will already be too late!"
--bad guy, TMNT
"Hannibal, you do not honor the human pecking order. You're always hurting the bullies."
--grown-up scolding the young psychopath, Hannibal Rising [my review]
"The butcher was like butter."
--Hannibal Lecter (Gaspard Ulliel), Hannibal Rising
"You're not a geek, you're a lot of fun."
--Maggie (Marisa Tomei) to Dudley (William H. Macy), Wild Hogs [my review]
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