The Evil Beet,
Apr 23, 2008
For those of you who are willing to exist in the same reality where Scarlett Johansson records an entire album of Tom Waits covers, we now have six of the album's tracks streaming. Listen to them here.
The full album drops May 20, on which date President Bush will release his book of fart jokes, Paula Abdul will move into her position as the U.S. Drug Czar, Mary-Kate Olsen will defend her PhD thesis in comparative literature (full title: "Ethical and Aesthetic Elements in Sartre's Roads to Freedom Vol. I Age of Reason and the Influence of Hemingway on this Novel") and a young chimpanzee trained by Dakota and Elle Fanning will win the National Spelling Bee.
Me? I'll be hiding in a storm shelter somewhere, waiting for the reality I know and love to return.
The Evil Beet
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