The Evil Beet,
May 05, 2008
It's official!
Scarlett's rep has confirmed the engagement, saying that "they're both thrilled."
Scarlett's expected to debut her ring tonight, at the Metropolitan Museum Costume Institute Gala in New York. We'll have the pics as soon as they exist, of course.
Ryan was, you'll recall, previously engaged to Alanis Morissette, who I certainly hope will be writing some sort of angsty ditty about this crap. I hope it's called "I've Released Seven Goddamn Albums and Not a Single One of Them Has Contained a Tom Waits Cover, You Pretentious Little Bitch."
You know what's really weird? Even though they've been dating for a year, there are no pictures of the two of them together. I checked three photo services, and couldn't find a single one. Strange indeed.
The Evil Beet
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