Rapper T.I. Jailed Hours Before BET AwardsHow many assault weapons does one man need?
Rapper T.I. arrives for the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards at the Palms Casino, 09 September 2007 in Las Vegas, Nevada. AFP PHOTO / ROBYN BECK (Photo credit should read ROBYN BECK/AFP/Getty Images) -
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Mazel tov to T.I., who won two BET awards mere hours after being arrested for paying his bodyguard to purchase multiple machine guns for him, without registering them. T.I. cannot legally purchase the guns because he is a convicted felon. And no one in this country can legally purchase a gun without registering it.
Okay, seriously, in my sheltered little LA Beach Cities life, I can't imagine ever having a use for even a single machine gun. I guess I can understand how someone from a very different background -- whose best friend was killed in a shoot-out last year -- might want to have a single machine gun. But multiple machine guns? What on earth is one person going to do with multiple machine guns? I mean, could you really even fire them both at the same time? I know it happens in the movies, but in reality, wouldn't the force of it push a grown man to the ground? And how could you ever use more than two? Are you going to fire one with your toes? Hold it between your thighs and hope your penis can reach? And who are you shooting at that you need, like, four machine guns? The entire cast of Tekken? I don't get it, kids. I just don't get it.
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