Paris Hilton has some advice for Alaska Governor and Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin. "My advice to Sarah Palin is, you've got a hot bod; don't keep it to yourself," Paris says in the November issue of Harper's Bazaar. "Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit? Welcome to the Lower 48, girlfriend." It's the same brand of wisdom that has guided Paris these many years.
The heiress goes on to tell the mag that under a Paris Hilton administration, the president would wear platform shoes when meeting foreign dignitaries "to accentuate [her] well-toned calves" and, instead of a cabinet, "a giant walk-in closet" would be installed.
It's all part of Paris's run for "fake president" which began back in August when she responded to John McCain's unauthorized use of her image in a campaign ad with her own video spoof. In her latest effort with Funny or Die, Paris seeks the advice of one of the all-time great fake presidents, Martin Sheen. The two work together to come up with some sound ideas on "the great fake issues of our time," including the economy and fo-po -- foreign policy. Talk about a couple of mavericks. Loves it!
Film.com's FREE movie of the week is "Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror." This 1922 classic of cinema based on Bram Stoker's "Dracula" (but with names changed) directed by F.W. Murnau and starring Max Schrek in one of films most famous and frightening make-up jobs.