After all her nonsense talk about how she was going to go to Africa and help the starving orphans, Paris Hilton will finally be boarding a plane to the far-off continent.

But not to help the orphans.

She's going on tour with Good Charlotte, starting in South Africa.

Says Benji: "I'd do anything she wanted. I'm a really easy guy to read. Everyone can tell I'm really happy. She's the most supportive [girlfriend], even as a friend, so supportive of everything I'm doing. And I try to be the same way for her."

Yeah, dude, you're just "enamored of her feminine charms" -- just like all of Paris's guys. Paris won't make it through the whole tour. "I'm just happy to be together, so no matter where we are, we'll have a great time," she says, but I guarantee that after a week or so on a tour bus that bitch is gonna catch the first flight back to LA.

Maybe she'll manage to throw a piece of bread to a starving child while she's there or something.

The Evil Beet
Celebrity gossip with an evil twist.

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