The Evil Beet,
Mar 17, 2008
After all her nonsense talk about how she was going to go to Africa and help the starving orphans, Paris Hilton will finally be boarding a plane to the far-off continent.
But not to help the orphans.
She's going on tour with Good Charlotte, starting in South Africa.
Says Benji: "I'd do anything she wanted. I'm a really easy guy to read. Everyone can tell I'm really happy. She's the most supportive [girlfriend], even as a friend, so supportive of everything I'm doing. And I try to be the same way for her."
Yeah, dude, you're just "enamored of her feminine charms" -- just like all of Paris's guys. Paris won't make it through the whole tour. "I'm just happy to be together, so no matter where we are, we'll have a great time," she says, but I guarantee that after a week or so on a tour bus that bitch is gonna catch the first flight back to LA.
Maybe she'll manage to throw a piece of bread to a starving child while she's there or something.
The Evil Beet
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