The Evil Beet,
Oct 24, 2006
Reports circulated earlier this week that Britney Spears had not given birth to a boy named Sutton Pierce Federline, but, rather, a girl named Jayden James Federline. It looks now as though these reports were half correct. The unstoppable celeb stalkers at TMZ have obtained a copy of the kid's birth certificate, which indicates that Britney birthed a male named Jayden James.
But I'm over the Britney-baby-name melee. It's so yesterday. Here's what I love: Kevin Federline's middle name is Earl. And, when asked to sign the document, he printed his name. Oh, well. At least he spelled it right. That's something, isn't it, K-Earl?
Meanwhile, the boys over at Junkiness make the observation that the first pictures of little JJF sure would look nice juxtaposed against the release of K-Earl's upcoming album.
The Evil Beet Making life even less bearable for that
kid from the Dell commercials.
