Music on Nip/Tuck: Fame's a Killer
Nip/Tuck ends the season soapy cliffhanger, featuring Colleen turning into Mark David Chapman
Jennifer Coolidge in FX Networks' 'Nip/Tuck' -
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It's the mid-season finale for Nip/Tuck and the number one question on my mind is: What will it take for McNamara/Troy to finally get a security system? Seriously, throughout this season -- and really, throughout Nip/Tuck's existence -- folks have been breaking into both the offices and the home of the suddenly-famous plastic surgeons, while Christian and Sean react as if it were all just part of the job. Same goes for the set of Hearts & Scalpels -- even a restraining order against Colleen doesn't seem to inspire an increase in security. But enough on that (and we'll table Colleen for later).
Speaking of dreams gone sour, Julia survived being shot in the head, but couldn't escape falling victim to tired plot device #32: she's lost her memory. Sean, like Edie last season on Desperate Housewives, sees this as an opportunity to start fresh with Julia. We can already see how this ends -- even without the benefit of last season's flash-forward. (And, back to tightening security, why does anyone still trust Eden, exactly?) I can't help but think the Matt-sleeps-with-his-sister story arc was put into play purely so we could hear Christian say: "I can't believe I'm saying this, but you can't sleep with your sister again!" That, and to set up the above-shot of Christian riding Emmy's amputee mother, his bare ass splitting the uprights. Perhaps Emmy herself is a representation of the eponymous award, suggesting that winning the award is like making love to your half-sister -- it may feel good on a certain level, but it's just not worth it. Well, I don't think N/T has to worry about sleeping with its half-sister in the foreseeable future.
Other favorite lines this week: Playlist: Nip/Tuck - Episode 5.14 More: While the song title is the key reference here, you could really just substitute Bill Wither's "Lovely Day" in place of "Take a Picture," as N/T just used the sampled intro minus Swizz Beatz's vocals. And really, any excuse to listen to Withers is reason enough in my book. Previously: Always a Critic (Episode 5.13) drake lelane Most Popular Stories
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